Ok where do I start? My name is Richard Njau and I was born on 5th December 1981, or so I am told by my two loving parents (mummy and daddy). I have 2 sisters Kimberly Shiru Njau and Melanie Nyambura  Njau. I also have 2 bitches Stella Njau and Fluff Njau and one biatch Snowy Njau. 

I stated school around 1985 and attended Baptist kindergarten. The only memory I have of this period was being sent to school in order to catch the mumps from my classmates. I can also remember a guy named Peter who shitted on himself daily. Peter if you reading this man you sure could "Drop it like it's HOT!!!!!" 

I then changed school and moved to Kilimani Junior Academy (KJA). I meet quite a couple of people while in KJA who I would later meet in life... and not recognize! 

January 1990... also know as the beginning of my life. I think my parents had  had it with me and decided to send me to a boarding school all the way in SHAGS!! Mount Kenya Academy all the way in Nyeri. Here I would make my first true friends and be introduced to the female species at a whole new perspective. My best buddy at the time and still one of my best friends... the golf maniac, super flyboy Theuri Gatonye.  Other buddies include Evanson, Luwanga, Dennis, Gupreet, Brian, Tony, Erastus, Cecilia, Jacob, KK, David, Bob, Makena, Nigel, Anjal, Sachin, the Immonje's, Edgar, Ikeda, Isiaho, Lillian, Toral, Amardeep, Sylvia, Miriam, Anne, Joy, Winnie, Anthony, Gachanja, Munene, Kibet, Martin, Steve... I spent a good 6 years at MKA from there it was off to England.

1995 England... man! The interlude in my life. The experience I had here was a totally change. From doing mathematical calculations in my head to calculators. From small time bashes where I would be too shy to ask a girl to dance, to being asked to dance on an ice-skating ring. From being in a school with only one white student to being one of 4 black students in a school. I attended Holyfield High School where I meet a number of peeps. My 4 closest pals were, Vincent de Vos, John Macauldy, John Beningard and Steven Goldsmith. All my other pals who couldn't pronounce my surname "Njau" (most of them called me "Na-Njau") include Richard, Richard, Steve, Steve, Simon, Simon, Adam, Adam, Martin, Robert, Rebecca, Jamie, David, Jim, Kibong, Wesley ... 

 Braeside School (Kenya). Yup I was back in the motherland but all alone, now living with my new family. My uncle (David Mambo) and aunty (Rose Mambo) and there 2 children (Kris and Dre). My elder cousin whom I consider my brother was also living with us (Richard a.k.a. Senior). Oh yah... I can't forget their 2 biatches (Maisha and Pepsi). 

In Braeside I was reunited with my best buddy, Theuri. I also made a lot of friends at Braeside whom I still to this day consider very close biddies. Karani, Gitura, Mwangi and David. But I can't mention Braeside without mentioning these people, Neccha, Yatich, Putney, Carol, Jamal, Olav, Shiru, Trishma, James, Alex,  Ngato, Kathrima, Soila, Karen, Joel, Gitta... I also meet the best headmaster I've ever had at Braeside, Mr. Williams It's also at this point in life that the word "night life" took a whole new meaning... The Barn, Zigzag, Jakays, and the rest all became my second home.

1998... Braeburn High School (A-levels). The REAL life!! In all my years, I had one of my best times at Braeburn. There's too much vibe to go into so I'll just thank all the people who made an impact in my life. Firstly my best boy, the Zambian, lived England migrated Kenya. The boy who knows me better than anyone. My partner in crime. My other half. I'm Puff he's Biggy… actually I’m Snoop… he’s a skinnier Snoop. I'm method man he's Redman. My boy Jimmy Artivor. 

Anunda, Teddy, Timo, Dennis, Mwende, Shiro, Ngina, Irene, Nkobo, Norman, Kariuki, Manu, Mike, Davo, Ngwiri, Godfrey, jamo, Alex, Kevin, Kci, Mbugua, Njeru, Zawadi, Varina, Toma, Ffiona, Moody, Eteinesh, Aisha, Angela, Pamo, Samo, Dan, Maina, KK, Nichola, Thalia, Louise, Bev, Zuhura, Zeeshan, Pavan, Carol, Shailesh, saleh, Derek, Raquel, Majala, Araffa, Ines, Opala, Phillip Kidero (Rest in Peace), Deniah, Deepty, Mikey, Nsuby, Patrick, both Kitomari's, Epi, keli, Kota, Lotus, Samuel, Billy (shei-wan), Brio, Anorld, Dimi....

I am currently in South Africa doing a degree in Business Science at the University of Port Elizabeth. I would firstly like to give the "big paw wow" to my other half down south. The funniest nigga alive. The craziest nigga alive. The horniest nigga alive... Ben Kahiga. Other shout outs go to my buddies Ankama, Temba, Arthur, Tendai, Simba, Cliff, Zuko, Mike, Victor, Tenashi, Linda, Aubrey, Andrew, Angela, Anthony, Bintu, Carol, Kathy, Craft, Dixon, Njiiri, Doreen, Elia, Esther, Farai, Fundi, Gertrude, Ice, Jackie, Maryanne, Stone, James, Koi, Kris, Yan, Kim, Limpho, Marci, Maureen, Mikey, Mukuhi, Muna, Peni, Pura, Star, Steve, Thami, Ugie High....

I would also like to mention others who have been a part of my life. The Mukiama sisters and brother, the XtraPhat crew (Mikey, Twix, Kiffa, Jeidi), the Jaeeem Crew especially Johnmark, the Cash Money Brothers that I know (Jackso, Rajabu and Kevin), the Wudan master himself... kiki, Ken, Stevo, Edgar, Stacey, Fatima, Peter Were, Sid, Moro, Julie, Tony, Okemo, Muthoni, Louise, everyone who I know at Rhodes and UCT...

I would like to thank Julian of Born Twice Records for helping us (XtraPhat Records) with our first ever single "XtraPhat". We owe you one. I would also like to thank Shaki of Jawabu and Ambrose of Samawati Studio's for helping us with our second single "An XtraPhat Love".  Jimmy Gatu for giving us a chance and putting us on the chart challenge... told you we were HOTAAA!!... just let the public decide...  

To all the fallen homeyz... Phillip K, Brandon, Mworia, Evans and my biatch Snowy... see you when we get there. 

I would like to send another special shout to my closest buddies. Gitura, Jimmy, my bitch Stella, Anunda, Teddy and Louise. I would also like to send out another shout out to the Don mega with a 5....oooppss  and to Pam.

To my Dad for all his taught me... done for me... given me... showed me...

and finally to you... yes you! so don't say I forgot you. thank a lot.

Mato...  thought I had forgotten ehhh!! probably the only other guy I know who loves Kenyan music as much as me... "XtraPhat Records...Now and Forever"

TO DIANA KILUTA WHO I FORGOT BY MISTAKE THANKS TOOOOO MUCH!!