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That Time of the Month
This time on "That Time Of The Month" we are graced with the presence of none other than The Wudan Get-Some Training Institute (WG-STI) finest. Those of you surrounded by Canadian boarders may know her as simply Fatima, but we here at WG-STI call her by her more sophisticated name. Could you please give a warm welcome to the one and only, "Miss ATT".
Explosive roar from the audience especially from The Don Mega seated in the first row.
KenyanMadness Presenter: Welcome Miss ATT, could I start off the interview by asking you what the name "Miss ATT" stands for?
Shout from The Don Mega in the audience: Ass Too Tight, hook this Brotha up with an inhaler coz that ass there's is ASS-MATIC!
KenyanMadness Presenter: Could the gentleman in the crowd please remain silent or else he will be asked to leave the audience. Sorry about that Miss ATT, please continue.
Miss ATT: ...as I was about to say, this "Miss" signifies my status. A single, black, Independent beautiful woman. The initials ATT stand for, Amazing, Talented and Tremendously beautiful.
Shout from The Don Mega in the crowd: LORD HAVE MERCY! I love it when she talks dirty.
KenyanMadness Presenter: Security, could you please remove this uncontrollable man in the front row. Sorry about that Miss ATT. Back to the interview, I hear your trying to raise funds for your "Talk-to-the-hand, coz-the-face-ain't-listening" movement. What's that all about?
Miss ATT: It's a movement to counter the Don Mega's "motion of the ocean movement". It's aimed at all the playas out that that believe that sharing is caring, all those bastard out there that believe that "It ain't no fun if the homeyz can have none". More importantly it's aimed at all the pricks out there who believe that if they buy you a drink and you drink it up...
KenyanMadness Presenter: ... enough said. I get the picture. Well sorry folks but were out of time. But before we go is there anything you would like to leave the audience with?
Miss ATT: Listen up ladies. If he can't pay up your BILLS BILLS BILLS, then that TRIFLING, BUG-A-BOO, SCUBS, got to go. Our society needs more INDEPENDENT WOMEN. Then and only then will we truly be SURVIVORS!